THE MOST STYLISH RESTROOMS IN THE WORLD

You should never sacrifice sartorial style in the most intimate of rooms. But don´t worry - Eggazine is here to help you out.

Talavera toilets are the chicest thing since the Roman bath. Because there is a style for everyone. 

If you want to feel like Serge Gainsbourg and are prone to chic man cave style, like Hubby, go for Black and White. That way, wifey can smuggle in the soft pink paint that she so longs for. Accessorize with a beautiful nude by Sonia Sieff and some moody photos by Bob Richardson. Aaah, bliss!

Subdue bright pink with Peignoir by Farrow&Ball for a feminine but not girly look. Artwork by Nobuyoshi Araki and the giant heart by Peter Garmusch will lend a slightly perverse edge. Which is a good thing. If you can´t afford either, go to the fleamarket and search for vintage amateur pornography. Frame them and applaud yourself for inventive and resourceful Chic. Pink roses or anthurium are mandatory, of course.

The green option might be my favourite. Counterbalance the opulence of William Morris´ Chrysanthemum wallpaper with a print of Milton Glaser´s nude and an oil painting by Nicholas Marsicano. Bachelor´s pad meets 70s art teacher. So me.

If you want your restroom to give off that feeling of long lazy summer days spent in the South of France, mix orange with yellow zellige tiles. Instant sun. Frame your Femme Maison Eté No8 poster and hang it beside your collection of Jane Birkin pics. Mimosa and orange blossoms will reinforce the impression and might make you lust after a glass of pernod. This is considered a normal urge and should not be suppressed, ever.

Reinvent classic Blue and White and go for a glorious dazzle paint effect with almost-matching wallpaper and some delft vases. Offset with oxblood red framed Carlo Mollino polaroids. An extravagant bunch of red roses should be available at all times.

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